500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[alexisallmighty]

You watched 24/7 and actually believed floyd was gonna try knock oscar out, you even feared for oscar's life and/or looks, not to mention his singing career

[alexisallmighty]

Your girlfriend actually thinks everytime you yell DAMN YOU CHUCK GIAMPA !!! out of nowhere, you're refering to some teacher who always gives you a hard time

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

1- While hitting you girl doggy style you wear a mouth piece

2- When you wear a dirty grey jogging suit and wake up at 4 am and drink 7 raw eggs.

3- When you wear a head band made of shiny red material that says Chavez and stretch your jaw muscles.

4- While playing a game of b-ball you yell out to the person your guarding that your "defense is impregnable!"

5- When in line at the bank you see peoples kidneys in front of you and you want desperatly to throw a body shot and drop them in the bank lobby.

6- When you say "cut me Mick" to your eye doctor.

7- When you use a boxing robe as a bath robe.

8- When for no reason at all while a total stranger is talking to you, you imagine hitting him in the jaw with a crushing right hand or left hook and counting him out.

9- When after you bust a nut you girl gives you the 10 count while you turn over and fall asleep.

10- Finally, when an old man falls at the supermarket, instead of helping him up you stand over him doing the Ali shuffle and waving your fist for him to get up.

[Rane-Ex54]

1. When you Watch "Boxeo" For 3 hours and don't know a lick of Spanish

2. Quit your Job, and come back the next day and tell your boss your just came out of retirement.

3. Sell Boxing DVD's Online (haha)

[alexisallmighty]

you really believe now that all judges are god-like people who see all nobody else can in a fight as an obvious result of a nearly long life journey in search for knowledge!! therefore you just shut your mortal mouth with the decisions HAIL TO THOSE BRAVE OLD MEN!!

[Double]

xxx. When you spend $30 bucks to watch Briggs vs. Ibragimov on PPV.

[EsB818]

When you accidentally punch yourself in the head practicing your uppercut on the follow through

[~CletoReyes~]

When Youn Use Obscure Inside Jokes Between

[adietheforestfa]

When you take your wife on a romantic weekend to London and end up at York Hall Bethnel Green. hahaha

[adietheforestfa]

When all your t shirts are by everlast