122. you just don't know what boxing is no more 
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123.You saw Alien Vs Pretador 20 times because you thought Floyd Mayweather Sr. was in the movie.Comment
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When you walk around the office talking to yourself in a high pitch voice saying "Ok Jim 6 rounds to 3, floyd mayweather jr."Comment
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125. You really wish you had a ringtone of Harold Lederman reading, "The Unified Rules of the Association of BOXING Commisions!"Originally posted by rogelio1289 View PostComment
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126.) When you talk about Ali/Frazier, it sounds as if you were there.
127.) Whenever someone talks about George Foreman's grill, you talk about his devestating punching power.
128.) Whenever you're in a fight, you compare it to a classic boxing matchup.
129.) You drink raw eggs because Rocky Balboa did it.
130.) You don't go to bed with your girlfriend, but stay up on boxingscene's forums talking about upcoming fights.
131.) Whenever you put points on a fighter that loses, you yell "****! I'm out 30K!".
132.) You yell out advice to your favorite fighters on TV.
133.) You have a triangle theory for every possible fight, ever.
134.) You sometimes......find yourself.....uh...impersonating....Larry Merchant.....for..........no real reason...........................at.....all.
135.) You talk about the Kronk gym like you train there.
136.) You can recite a fighter's boxrec record backwards, or alphabetically.
137.) You shadowbox in your sleep.
138.) You have dreams about possible fight outcomes.
139.) You have impromptu sparring matches with relatives.
140.) You invite people to "check your chin".
141.) You think your left hook to the body is better than Miguel Cotto's.
142.) You have a tattoo of any fighter from any era.
143.) Whenever someone brings up a controversial fight that didn't end the way you thought it should've, you get pissy and take it personally as if that person pissed on your leg.
144.) You once styled your hair like Don King's.
145.) You once picked a fight with someone twice your size, to see if your speed and counterpunching ability was enough to overcome the size difference.
146.) Everytime before you take a **** you yell out "Let's get ready to rumbllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
147.) You wonder if you could take, old, retired ring vets in a street fight for bragging rights.
148.) You have HBO's "Boxing After Dark" theme on your ipod, for your workouts.
149.) You still believe Mike Tyson is the "baddest man on the planet".
150.) You once turned down your girlfriend's ***ual advances because a fight was coming on.Comment
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150. When someone mentions Sugar you say who bert?
151. If you can say Cusdamato 10 times fast without ****ing up.
152. If you only fornicate with women if the interview you first.
153. When you believe Mike tyson doesnt have to say no **** after he says gay ***** because its self implied he's the manliest of men.
154. If you style your child's hair like Don King
155. When you are done working at the end of the day you say "No Mas"
156. If you think Evander Holyfield still can get a title belt at his age.
157. IF you have read all 12 pages of this thread and liked it.
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158.) If you bought a speedbag to hang in your house for decoration purposes.
159.) If when you beat your friends in a video game you immediately shout out "I'm a baaaad man!".
160.) When you play "Fight Night", you pick featherweights and go up against Heavyweights.
161.) You go out and commit a felony, just to get locked up and participate in the prison's boxing program to start your career.
162.) You clench your fists up when a brawl breaks out in the ring.
163.) You'd rather spend your last $50 on a PPV fight than groceries.
164.) You got a matching Mike Tyson tribal facial tattoo.
165.) You stay pissed for hours after a fight ends, if it didn't go down like you expected it to.
166.) You consider classic fight posters to be art at it's highest level.
167.) You know how to make an endswell out of just about any object in your house.
168.) You consider black eyes to be a fashion statement.
169.) You know that if you ever suffer a broken nose, to breathe through your mouth to prevent extreme swelling.
170.) You bought a fighter's knocked out mouthpiece on ebay.Comment
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I'm ashamed to say that I beat Big E with Erik Morales. We need lives.Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostComment
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