500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[Konstantin]

If you still think that the Nigerian Nightmare can get out of jail and take over the heavyweight scene.

[Pico Hollywood]

-When you refrence Mike Tyson quotes when a situation regarding *** comes up

-When at your lady's house you text your friends to see how the fight is going

- When your girlfriend gets jelous because see isnt the P4P most important person in your life.

-When A friend doubts you, you tell them Ima Shock the world

-When the eye of the tiger song comes on no matter where you are you starting singing it.

-When you incourage your friends to go to weigh-ins with you so you can get your favorite fighters autograph

More to come

[Canadian Boxer]

-When you feal you must test the chin of every girlfriend going intoa relationship

[-Hyperion-]

when you punch yourself in the mouth and break your teeth so you can have a grill a la bernard hopkins

[Kayo]

-When your computer has more pictures of male boxers than naked women.

-When you post pone dinner with the gf and suggest ordering in because the fight card starts at 6

[Zerwas1]

When you know the exact date, when you first met that girl you are betraying you girlfriend with, because later that night, you watched Mikkel Kessler vs Markus Beyer.

[Mishra100]

When you wrap your hands with tape before going to work or playing any sport.

When you have actually wondered what ear really tastes like.

When you interrupt any sport conversation with boxing history to make boxing more popular (you know you have done this).

[mgkirkpatrick]

if your mum asks for a hug you say " **** off, im no ruiz "

haha hilarious thread. this is my favourite so far.

ill have a think too

[mgkirkpatrick]

100. when you think of people you dont like as bums

101. when you start a ten count any time some one falls over

102. your response to criticism is 'ya'll must have forgot'

103. you incorporate the ali shuffle into everyday life

104. your homepage is boxingscene

105. you pivot instead of turning around

106. you defend tyson to your mates

107. you quote ali during ***, eg. 'i am the greatest' 'im young, im pretty'

108. you actually think rocky movies are good

109. you think about establishing your jab and working the body in street fights

110. you yell 'Break!' at people hugging in public

[Deeznuts]

When someone says "give me a five" and I uppercut their teeth into their tongue