500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[-CANE-]

When you record fight introductions with michael buffer, and play them at full volume in your car with the windows open cruising thru town (Yes I actually did this, with the Holyfield - Foreman fight, when they brought in Ali and Frazier into the ring as well) I think I still have the tape somewhere

When you try and teach your 14month baby boy to throw punches and knock him down with pillows to see if he can get up before 10

[Chipper]

and knock him down with pillows to see if he can get up before 10

child abuse rite there lol

[mgkirkpatrick]

173. When the judges disagree on dancing with the stars you call it a 'SD'

174. you can spell muhammad

175. you tell people you'll 'gut them like a fish'

176. you know mike tyson isnt the heavyweight champ anymore

177. everything you lean on you refer to as 'the ropes'

178. evertime you see someone get cut you know how many stitches itll require

179. you understand whatever language it is that mayweather sr speaks

180. you downloaded a song purely because the bands name was everlast

[Sandro17]

181. When i started talking like Jim Lampley

The funniest part is I still talk like him to this day.

182. When you always have Pacquiao vs. Morales on your pc as a night light when you go to bed.

Yeh I'm going to turn it on tonight if youre wondering.

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183: I restlessly dreamt last week that i was in training to fight PBF and woke myself up from throwing a jab out.

[pesticid]

184. before the Mayweather vs Judah fight I had a dream that Judah knocked him out in the 11th. I put 20 buck on Judah by ko.

[Sttuddahboy619]

so is Soto the goods ,is he gonna beat guzman Sttuddahboy619

Soto has the talent and power but he needs to work on his defense.Going against Guzman is also no walk in the park!

[Sttuddahboy619]

When you become a Larry Merchant fanatic!

[snoopy360]

185. You know you watch to much boxing when you walk around with a spit bucket and stool.

186. When you meet a new chick and the first question you ask is if she is into boxing, If she answers no then you hook her in the ribs and move on.

187. You know you watch to much boxing when you wake up in the morning and kiss the poster of your favorite fighter before saying good morning to the wife.

188. Every time you run up a flight of stairs and get to the top you do the Rocky Balboa hand raised pose while jumping around.

189. You know you watch to much boxing when the whole damn neighborhood comes over to watch the pay-per-views, cause they know you won't miss it.

190. When you actually take the time to explain to the wife the importance of the jab in the middle of ***.

[-Hyperion-]

when you have develpoed a nervous tick wich makes you punch whoever is in front of you when you hear the ring of a bell