500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[Texanballer]

When you cancel a family trip just to watch Maskaev-RahmanII

How about actually ordering Maskaev-Rahman 2, taht was me

[Sttuddahboy619]

How about actually ordering Maskaev-Rahman 2, taht was me

That's bad in itself!

[juancho]

When your in the shower and you use your **** as a punching bag and nutz as a speed bag.

thats some funny ass ****!

[juancho]

so is Soto the goods ,is he gonna beat guzman Sttuddahboy619

[juancho]

1- While hitting you girl doggy style you wear a mouth piece

2- When you wear a dirty grey jogging suit and wake up at 4 am and drink 7 raw eggs.

3- When you wear a head band made of shiny red material that says Chavez and stretch your jaw muscles.

4- While playing a game of b-ball you yell out to the person your guarding that your "defense is impregnable!"

5- When in line at the bank you see peoples kidneys in front of you and you want desperatly to throw a body shot and drop them in the bank lobby.

6- When you say "cut me Mick" to your eye doctor.

7- When you use a boxing robe as a bath robe.

8- When for no reason at all while a total stranger is talking to you, you imagine hitting him in the jaw with a crushing right hand or left hook and counting him out.

9- When after you bust a nut you girl gives you the 10 count while you turn over and fall asleep.

10- Finally, when an old man falls at the supermarket, instead of helping him up you stand over him doing the Ali shuffle and waving your fist for him to get up.

haha i do that all the time

[slicksouthpaw16]

1. when you record commercials just because Evander Holyfeild is on them.
2. when you enjoy watching boring fights like Davarall Williamson vs Chris Byrd.
3. when you dance at home and start doing the Ali shuffle.
4. When you fall on the floor and get up before the count of 10.
5. when you see a man who always get beat up on the street, you call him a journeyman.
6. when someone does not want to fight you, you say they are ducking you.

[Zerwas1]

If you call your girlfriend Sweet Pea

[SkillspayBills]

LISTEN CLOSEY, NUMBER YOUR RESPONSES IN ORDER! we are up to 120. If you do the next one you will put 121. than the next is 122 and so forth, otherwise I will never know when we actually reach 500.

118. You stard studying hard for the test just so people can say you are "hitting the books"

119. Before you have *** you tell your gf to drop your boxers like a knockout punch.

[pesticid]

You talk so much boxing even with the girls you go out with. One broad was bitching about some girl that she hated and she just blurted out "I wanna box her". It's lame but it happened to me once. It made my ****ing day.

Oh... I almost forgot. When you take your girlfriend to a sports bar so you can watch the fights. That is actually very common.

[pesticid]

allright!
I have 120 and 121.