Limey Lang

[Tony Stark]

i also have no idea who you are. suck ****

What the fuck is your problem?

These niccas are ruining the forum for everyone.

What is a nicca?

[Kobe B Bryant]

These niccas are ruining the forum for everyone.

buzz off.

1,000 and i'm out of here.

[Tony Stark]

.............

what?!....

[Southpaw Stinger]

buzz off.

1,000 and i'm out of here.

Make it 500.

I'm pissed off.

[Kobe B Bryant]

let me tell you what some famous boxers are packing. (in their pants)

david tua - snubnose .44 magnum

david haye - 8 in. .44 magnum

manny pacquiao - .22 short pocket pistol

amir khan - .22 long target pistol

tito trinidad - 6 in. .357 magnum

ricky hatton - .40 s&w full size

floyd mayweather jr. - bullet proof vest

i have to translate this lame joke for someone.

david tua - got a short , fat ****

david haye - got a big ****

manny pacquiao - has a tiny ****

amir khan - has a needle ****

floyd mayweather jr. - has a vagina

[Kobe B Bryant]

Make it 500.

I'm pissed off.

so you want me gone by 2am?

[Tony Stark]

Make it 500.

I'm pissed off.

At what?..

[Southpaw Stinger]

so you want me gone by 2am?

Provided that you're back by 9.

[Southpaw Stinger]

At what?..

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

[Kobe B Bryant]

At what?..

"An Englishman thinks seated.

A Frenchman , standing.

An American , pacing.

An Irishman , afterward."

-Austin O'malley