Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

[Oasis_Lad]

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

[Oasis_Lad]

Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

[Oasis_Lad]

Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

[Oasis_Lad]

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

[BOLLOCKS]

Take away the CG from 'Avatar,' and you aren't left with much of a film tbh.

Aye, smokes and mirrors.

[Oasis_Lad]

Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

[TRAVI$]

Were starting an internet rumour up in here
Daniel Day-Lewis bathes in child cum.

[Oasis_Lad]

Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

[Southpaw Stinger]

Burns: Smithers, There's a rocket in my pocket.

Smithers: You don't have to tell me, Sir.