Limey Lang

[PensionKiller]

Saving yerself for the greatest 50 seconds of your life.

I have seen a programme on TV called life.

It was about this bird who picked up blue feather, red and orange leaves and spent 2 years making a twig house. He would display his stuff and very rarely a female may be interested if it looks good. their *** is more like a 1 second ****.

No ****

is it just me or does getting to do a girl anally lose a little of its appeal when the girl is into it?

Not really, but it's always good to spunk in their hair or surprise them.

[Oasis_Lad]

An Andre Dirrell favourite:

[Chunk..]

My straw reaches acccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooossssssssssss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake!

[Oasis_Lad]

The fuck you on, son?

[Oasis_Lad]

Lickle Oscar:




PS: What do you chaps think of the fruity decor? I let a lady friend of mine decorate the living room.

[Oasis_Lad]

Ellerbe: "I want muscles":

[Mersey]

Merry Christmas people

[Oasis_Lad]

Looks rarther gay

Agreed. ......................

And to think I actually PAID her to do it.

[Oasis_Lad]

Merry Christmas people

Merry Christmas, babes. Have a good 'un.

[Sick/]

Agreed. ......................

And to think I actually PAID her to do it.

Ask for your money back.