Limey Lang

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I didn't watch one yesterday or even the day before I think

I wanted to re-watch Team America or Chasing Amy but had to download them first as I couldn't find my copies

Prime JLH was a super ***y beezy

I've watched a ton of films in the pass few days for my standards.

Aye, Prime JL-Hewitt is an ATG beezy.

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I didn't watch one yesterday or even the day before I think

I wanted to re-watch Team America or Chasing Amy but had to download them first as I couldn't find my copies

Prime JLH was a super ***y beezy

yes she was a scorcher

but my how she let herself go

[Sick/]

Wonder if that film is any good.

[Clegg]

There was once a wise king who ruled over a vast city. He was feared for his might and loved for his wisdom. Now in the heart of the city, there was a well whose waters were pure and crystalline from which the king and all the inhabitants drank. When all were asleep, an enemy entered the city and poured seven drops of a strange liquid into the well. And he said that henceforth all who drink this water shall become mad.

All the people drank of the water, but not the king. And the people began to say, "The king is mad and has lost his reason. Look how strangely he behaves. We cannot be ruled by a madman, so he must be dethroned."

The king grew very fearful, for his subjects were preparing to rise against him. So one evening, he ordered a golden goblet to be filled from the well, and he drank deeply. The next day, there was great rejoicing among the people, for their beloved king had finally regained his reason.

[BOLLOCKS]

Wonder if that film is any good.

The worst movie I've ever seen, 1 January 2003
1/10
Author: inju from austria

I don't know where to start but one thing is for sure, this is the worst film I've ever seen.

The plot is everything but good (a guy wakes up to find out that he has "lost" his penis), the acting is poor - Joop for example mumbles his lines which makes it sometimes very hard to understand him at all - and the few attempts to be fun (Jekyll tries to have *** even without his penis) simply fail.

I really started to like German movies in the last some years but if this is the new German style I just have to stick to Hollywood productions.

[Sick/]

The worst movie I've ever seen, 1 January 2003
1/10
Author: inju from austria

I don't know where to start but one thing is for sure, this is the worst film I've ever seen.

The plot is everything but good (a guy wakes up to find out that he has "lost" his penis), the acting is poor - Joop for example mumbles his lines which makes it sometimes very hard to understand him at all - and the few attempts to be fun (Jekyll tries to have *** even without his penis) simply fail.

I really started to like German movies in the last some years but if this is the new German style I just have to stick to Hollywood productions.

This and Troll 2 are the films i want to see.

[Left Hook Tua]

Trivia question: who is the only boxer **** enough to lose to Brandon Vera in the past 2 years?

oooh oooh oooh

i think i know this one.

give me another hint.

[BOLLOCKS]

This and Troll 2 are the films i want to see.

This one is #1.

[BOLLOCKS]

[Clegg]

Loc, have you seen Cruel Intentions? That's a good one for perving on prime SMG and prime Reese Witherspoon.

SMG just went swimming in the film I'm watching. Only saw a little bit of cleavage though.