Limey Lang

[Chunk..]

I googled:



She turns 17 on Christmas Eve.

I know what i want Santa to give me for Christmas.

[Southpaw Stinger]

You wish to engage in consensual *** with an 18 year old? What are you, a devil worshipper?
You get out there and find a nice fresh 13 year old to have yer way with or yer out of this hut! ****!

[Oasis_Lad]

I know what i want Santa to give me for Christmas.

You should have wished for it LAST Christmas.

[Southpaw Stinger]

You should have wished for it LAST Christmas.

Some ****s just don't get it, do they Laddie?

When cherries are red, they're ready for pluckin'
When girls are 16 they're ready for, and you know the rest.

[Chunk..]

You should have wished for it LAST Christmas.

Last Christmas, i gave you my heart. And the very next day, you gave it away.

[Oasis_Lad]

Some ****s just don't get it, do they Laddie?

When cherries are red, they're ready for pluckin'
When girls are 16 they're ready for, and you know the rest.

Aye, I know and Gareth Keenan certainly knows.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, I know and Gareth Keenan certainly knows.

Good man. One of the only quotes of his I use in conversation.

[Oasis_Lad]

No drinky-poos for moi this weekend because I'm skinty-poos.

[Toney Loc]

You hoes can **** 16 year olds. Holy ****. :cotdamn:

You guys chill in High School parking lots or what? :grill:

[Clegg]

Yeah, but I'd do that anyway.

Prime Tautou FTW?