Limey Lang

[Clegg]

my nephew is in love with selena gomez.

He has good taste

[Left Hook Tua]

He'll get over her. She ain't all that.

I saw my 5 year old nephew watching Icarly. I was like Wtf?

i'd do that little skank selena. give her a couple of years.

i'd do that little brunette in icarly too in a couple of years.

[BOLLOCKS]

She's too cute, with her Winnie The Poon looking face, and her body is sickening.

[Left Hook Tua]

He has good taste

last time i made him cry.

he was watching wizards of waverly and he was talking about how pretty she is and i told him selena was my girlfriend.

he got mad and was like , "no she's not! if you know her what's her number?"

i knew this chick who you use to work with me and her name was selena and i gave her number to him.

he called my homegirl and asked her if her name was selena and if she knew his uncle.

when she said yes he threw the phone and started crying.

[Left Hook Tua]

She's too cute, with her Winnie The Poon looking face, and her body is sickening.

rich , you're 17 yrs. old.

if this is not good enough to hit........



i don't know about you.

[BOLLOCKS]

rich , you're 17 yrs. old.

if this is not good enough to hit........



i don't know about you.

She's disgusting.

[BOLLOCKS]

Funny story though.

[BOLLOCKS]

I make my nephew mad, just by telling him I'm the boss, he's always an angry little ****, when I pick him up from school.

[BOLLOCKS]

And I'm not 17.

[Left Hook Tua]

She's disgusting.

no she's not.

she's what 16? she already has more curves than that hayden chick you like. maybe hayden will hit puberty in a few years.

I make my nephew mad, just by telling him I'm the boss, he's always an angry little ****, when I pick him up from school.

i pick on my nephew too much. i make him cry at least once every week.

you pick up your nephew from school everyday?

when i use to live closer them , i use to pick up my nephew from school too.

little bastard costs me too much money. mcdonald's or baskin robbins or coldstone or 7/11 every day.