Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

It's all about the money, hater! just ask Money May.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I helped an old lady take a wardrobe upstairs today. She said "Thank you, young man. Don't know what I'd have done without you." She then offered me 20 quid which I politely declined.
I was feeling guilty about nicking an antique watch I found upstairs...

[Southpaw Stinger]

Laddie, I've got no drink in. I need survival tips.

[Oasis_Lad]

I helped an old lady take a wardrobe upstairs today. She said "Thank you, young man. Don't know what I'd have done without you." She then offered me 20 quid which I politely declined.
I was feeling guilty about nicking an antique watch I found upstairs...

I have a worse story:

On my way back from the park with Oscar, I foolishly forget to look before I opened the close door ( Entrance to tenement, Wig-wearing English pufters ) and before I knew it, little Oscar had bounded up the stairs and knocked over my next door neighbour, who also happens to suffer from a back disease and walks with a cane!

I spent 10 minutes apologising.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I was joking about the watch, Laddie. But I'm a sick bastard and I will gladly give Oscar a pork chop if ever he visits Manchester on his travels. Energetic behaviour must be encouraged.
What would Oscar do if he ever encountered Versey in yer building?

[Oasis_Lad]

He'd wag the stumpy little tail of his, slowly proceed forward, before jumping up to lick versy's face and instead miss his face by about 4 foot, so all Versy would get would be some dog balls right in his mush.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Assuming our Vers is good with the Canines. All dogs try to kill me. Not sure why that is but it was a problem that even Stella was unable to solve.

[Sick/]

I helped an old lady take a wardrobe upstairs today. She said "Thank you, young man. Don't know what I'd have done without you." She then offered me 20 quid which I politely declined.
I was feeling guilty about nicking an antique watch I found upstairs...

An old lady was taking a wardrobe upstairs by herself? and she offered 20 quid for it? I would do that for a living if every old lady offered 20 quid

[Southpaw Stinger]

An old lady was taking a wardrobe upstairs by herself? and she offered 20 quid for it? I would do that for a living if every old lady offered 20 quid

Aye, twas a plot on a 1980's police warning film. The bad guys always wear leather jackets in these films. And the old ladys always offer tea and biscuits instead of hard cash and then get surprised when they find they've been robbed..

[Southpaw Stinger]

Having no drink isn't doing me any good. If I leave a cup of water out long enough, will it ferment and become alcohol?