Limey Lang

[Jambo boy]

I'd rather be a poof than a pig.

[Derranged]

No, I'd say it to you in bed.

Exactly what does "Jambo" mean?

[Jambo boy]

Exactly what does "Jambo" mean?

It was the name of a silverback Gorilla.

[Derranged]

Jambo could you drink a pint of cognac and 12 bottles of Newcastle in a single evening?

[Jambo boy]

Jambo could you drink a pint of cognac and 12 bottles of Newcastle in a single evening?

I could drink JMM's piss if he'd drunk that the night before.

[Brick Tamland]

It was the name of a silverback Gorilla.

I thought it was because you suported Hearts.

[Jambo boy]

I thought it was because you suported Hearts.

You know I support Brighton you ****.

What have you done with Clegg? Is he tied up in your basement?

I'm not named after the Gorilla, it's got a long complicated story behind it. I just can't be arsed to explain.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I just can't be arsed to explain.

I respect that, you dirty slag. ****s that come up with long convoluted stories to explain something pretty simple really do me bonce in so they do. I much prefer it when some fecker says "I can't be arsed, ****, do one!".

Bunch of scum sucking ****** ****ing ***** dipping ****s are convoluted story ****s so they are!

[Chunk..]

Brighton and Hove........Albion!!!!

[Jambo boy]

Brighton and Hove........Albion!!!!

We got our first win of the season yesterday chunky.

We'll soon be top, I'm telling yer.