Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

"Please check my medic alert bracelet..."

[Naps]

How are we all doing this fine evening lads?

[D-MiZe]

Classic Simon and Garfunkel;

[Sir Tom Jones]

just got in from a long day.

golf,

cinema- bruno

5hour session down wetherspoons. lager, jack daniels and a mixed grill.

burger. making me feel sick

longleat with the mrs tomorrow too.

had some pissed bloody 29 year who looked a bit of a crackhead trying to give me a lapdance outside in the smoking area tonight because my mates told her i was single when i went to toilet. the sad thing about it was that she's 29 and a teaching assistant trying to get off with a bloody 20 year old student. felt kinda sorry for her when she was grinding on me and attempted to kiss me only for me to tell her i got a mrs so get off.

[Naps]

just got in from a long day.

golf,

cinema- bruno

5hour session down wetherspoons. lager, jack daniels and a mixed grill.

burger. making me feel sick

longleat with the mrs tomorrow too.

had some pissed bloody 29 year who looked a bit of a crackhead trying to give me a lapdance outside in the smoking area tonight because my mates told her i was single when i went to toilet. the sad thing about it was that she's 29 and a teaching assistant trying to get off with a bloody 20 year old student. felt kinda sorry for her when she was grinding on me and attempted to kiss me only for me to tell her i got a mrs so get off.

Brilliant, love random stories like that!

Longleat you say. Is that Centre Parcs you are off to?

[D-MiZe]

just got in from a long day.

golf,

cinema- bruno

5hour session down wetherspoons. lager, jack daniels and a mixed grill.

burger. making me feel sick

longleat with the mrs tomorrow too.

had some pissed bloody 29 year who looked a bit of a crackhead trying to give me a lapdance outside in the smoking area tonight because my mates told her i was single when i went to toilet. the sad thing about it was that she's 29 and a teaching assistant trying to get off with a bloody 20 year old student. felt kinda sorry for her when she was grinding on me and attempted to kiss me only for me to tell her i got a mrs so get off.

Did you have a touch though?

Just one little grab/squeeze/pinch?

[Sir Tom Jones]

Did you have a touch though?

Just one little grab/squeeze/pinch?

nah but if she had rubbed my **** a bit longer with her clunge and i hadn't drank so much the old boy may have risen.

[Sir Tom Jones]

Brilliant, love random stories like that!

Longleat you say. Is that Centre Parcs you are off to?

just the safari park bollocks.

mrs ain't gonna be happy with me going out with the lads tho and me turning off my mobile.

[Naps]

just the safari park bollocks.

mrs ain't gonna be happy with me going out with the lads tho and me turning off my mobile.

Be single mate. I've never been so happy as I am now. It's the way forward I tell ya.

[Sir Tom Jones]

Be single mate. I've never been so happy as I am now. It's the way forward I tell ya.

it's fine till the water runs dry being single.

back in university september cannot wait.