Limey Lang

[Sick/]

Tonight's plan: Grolsch and an Indian.

Same as every other night then?

[Oasis_Lad]

Same as every other night then?

Pretty much. I'm a man of routine.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Korma, chicken pakora, chcken chaat, basati rice & nan bread - you can't go wrong.

I don't bother with any Korma or similar type curry. I stick with me hot vindaloos or Thaals.

[Oasis_Lad]

I don't bother with any Korma or similar type curry. I stick with me hot vindaloos or Thaals.

Aye, those will suffice as well.

[Derranged]

A day in me life: by Oasis Lad

Me name is Oasis lad. Here's a day in me life.

I wake up 5:00pm cause I've been out drinkin until 2:30pm. I slam down a pint of lager and get dressed. I put on me dirty button down shirt with a sweater vest on top, me wool cap and a kilt (that's how a real man dresses). I dont have any underwear under me kilt so me gay lovers can have easy access to me genitals and arsehole; also so I can **** and piss around the streets of Glasgow freely, REAL Scots are too busy drinking to worry about toilets.

After slamming a pint of whiskey I call me two gay lovers Rocky and The Real Deal, who are also me cousins cause a we are all related around ere. We go to the pub and see some 5'6 feckin Guinny talkin **** so we crack him over the head with a pint glass, throw him in a trashcan and roll his guinny arse down the feckin mountain. After drinking a liter of brandy each, the rest of the evening is a blur.

Oasis Lad.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Me name is Oasis lad. Here's a day in me life.

I wake up 5:00pm cause I've been out drinkin until 2:30pm. I slam down a pint of lager and get dressed. I put on me dirty button down shirt with a sweater vest on top, me wool cap and a kilt (that's how a real man dresses). I dont have any underwear under me kilt so me gay lovers can have easy access to me genitals and arsehole; also so I can **** and piss around the streets of Glasgow freely, REAL Scots are too busy drinking to worry about toilets.

After slamming a pint of whiskey I call me two gay lovers Rocky and The Real Deal, who are also me cousins cause a we are all related around ere. We go to the pub and see some 5'6 feckin Guinny talkin **** so we crack him over the head with a pint glass, throw him in a trashcan and roll his guinny arse down the feckin mountain. After drinking a liter of brandy each, the rest of the evening is a blur.

Oasis Lad.

No mention of trousersnakes?

Feck off!

[Derranged]

Sorry Stinger.. Aside from the lack of trouser snakes does that seem like an accurate portrayal of Laddie's?

[Oasis_Lad]

It's like you have known me my whole life.

[Southpaw Stinger]

It's like you have known me my whole life.

Should he have just drawn a circle, Laddie?

[Derranged]

Damn Laddie... I thought I was a bit ignorant but ok..

By the way are there actually any guinnies in Scotland?