Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

I remember my glory days on the footy pitch when I used to weave through defences.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Did yer master the basket formation?

[Oasis_Lad]

Let's just say I put all me eggs in one basket.

[Flab]

Don't lie. Scots can't play football. I could of had a promising career in football, but I decided to get drunk and stoned every weekend, instead of going to football practice.

[Oasis_Lad]

You were always destined to be a bearded ****. Nothing more.

[TRAVI$]

It was the fish fingers that ended Rizo's dream.

[Flab]

****ing my knee and shin up didn't help either.

[Flab]

It was the fish fingers that ended Rizo's dream.

I do like my fish finger sandwiches.

[Clegg]

Fat **** that I was helping on Dead Rising kept fighting zombies intead of running away. Then he shot himself in the head.

Time to start the mission again

[Flab]

Fat **** that I was helping on Dead Rising kept fighting zombies intead of running away. Then he shot himself in the head.

Time to start the mission again

Remember to give them wine when they get low on health.