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      I wonder how long he'd saved that load up for.

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        Originally posted by Clegg View Post
        I wonder how long he'd saved that load up for.
        That was my fifth wank of the day.
        You should've seen my first load.

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          You must have very large balls.

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            Originally posted by Clegg View Post
            You must have very large balls.
            Yes but unfortunately I have a tiny ****.

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              You guys are making me jealous, if my penis was not inflamed. I would have smacked out at least 2 by now.

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                Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
                "Mum, is that you?"

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                  Originally posted by beecherhq View Post
                  "Mum, is that you?"
                  She looks a bit sunburnt. You should tell her to put on factor 50 in future.

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                    Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
                    She looks a bit sunburnt. You should tell her to put on factor 50 in future.
                    She usually just rubs the cum in.

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                      Originally posted by Jambo Boy View Post
                      Poor fella doesn't know the meaning of Girth. You could paint that thing silver, twist it at the end and call it a kick stand.

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