Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

He's omnipotent as well. He just creates an infinite number of Alans and places them all around the cosmos - they then report to his hungover ass in the morning with all the goings on.

He's always two moves ahead is our lord Alan.

Aye, he knows what he's doing so he does.

[Oasis_Lad]

Can yer believe it Southpaw, a spring sale and ****s are still trying to charge 150 quid for the complete X-Files Box set.

****s.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bleedin' scandalous, babes.

Yer should voice yer oppinions and tell them ****s to do one.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm ahead of you there, babes...I already have done.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm ahead of you there, babes...I already have done.

Good fella. You must have put the fear of Alan into them ****s.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, I put the fear of god into them ****s, and a trousersnake into me fellow bum boys.

[Southpaw Stinger]

We all got something out of it, me lover.

[Oasis_Lad]

As did I. It's a mutal love, babes.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm on the Jack D tonight, me lover. Thought I'd treat meself.

[Oasis_Lad]

Good man. You know it makes sense. Another crate of Stella for moi this evening.