Limey Lang

[Naps]

Who do you think we are? Welter? We're not diddlin anyone Naps my son.

I'm not very well actually. I've been off sick for a week with a bleeding awful flu. I've been either shivering like a **** or sweating like Dino, it's no good I tell thee.

Aye, everone at work is ill an all. I'm not right clever neither, but one more sickie and I'm on for a reyt bollockin.

You fancy a bet on next weeks Last Man Standing pal?

Can't remeber who is on for first pick this time...?

[Left Hook Tua]

If we're gonna send someone in we need to know that they're capable of doing the job. T-97 is unproven when it comes to seducing bum boys and taking them on a journey down the windward passage.

Southpaw and Laddie. These are my boys. Experienced in the arts and as ***y as Alan himself. They will not fail.

you sure southpaw and laddie can handle it?

i hope so..... i don't know though...... i heard reeno is high maintenance.

[Oasis_Lad]

You can diddle with me all you want fellas.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Aye, everone at work is ill an all. I'm not right clever neither, but one more sickie and I'm on for a reyt bollockin.

You fancy a bet on next weeks Last Man Standing pal?

Can't remeber who is on for first pick this time...?

It's going round aint it. It's a bugger.

Yeah, same deal, my 10k against your 1k.

You pick first.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

you sure southpaw and laddie can handle it?

i hope so..... i don't know though...... i heard reeno is high maintenance.

Nerves of steel and ****s that are just as hard. That's laddie and my southpaw.

You can diddle with me all you want fellas.

Now we're talking

[Southpaw Stinger]

You can diddle with me all you want fellas.

Ooh me first.

Just remember it is a special secret between us two. You can't tell any grown ups, cos it stops the magic.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Southpaw, you're a natural diddler. Even Welter would be proud of you there son. Keep up the good work.

[Oasis_Lad]

I love secrets and magic.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Southpaw, you're a natural diddler. Even Welter would be proud of you there son. Keep up the good work.

What can I say? I turned a hobby into a profession.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

What can I say? I turned a hobby into a profession.

It can get a bit nippy when you're waiting in the bushes though can't it, especially in this weather, and I find that there are certain hazards of the job when waiting in the bushes, like being bummed by George Michael.