Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

Rick sounds like a nice fella though. If only we could seduce him and steal BigHitlers power for ourself. That'd be a plan.

Let's just hope BigHitler doesn't find out about this and carry out his own night of the long knives against us.

give rick rizo. that kinky ***** would do anything he asks.

[Oasis_Lad]

Fellas, Monte feels the power of the Force:

[TheHoff'sGhost]

On reflection it all seems worth it, so it does. Some nights it was hard, but I knew we would weather the storm and the reunion would show all the ****s that the randy bum boys will not be beaten. The call of the trousersnake is too strong, so it is.

Bill Oddie said to me once, when observing the trousersnake in it's natural habitat "Hoffee, this is a creature that can never be tamed. It is wild and must be left to roam the bum boy wilderness with impunity."

And what **** is brave enough to call the great Bill Oddie a liar. Not me, that's for bleeding certain.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

give rick rizo. that kinky ***** would do anything he asks.

Rizo is merely a finger licker in the grand scheme of things. He hasn't got the skills to satisfy Mr Reeno.

Fellas, Monte feels the power of the Force:

He felt the full power of the force RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE!

[Left Hook Tua]

Rizo is merely a finger licker in the grand scheme of things. He hasn't got the skills to satisfy Mr Reeno.

how about t-97 then? he's young......maybe reeno likes them young.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bill Oddie said to me once, when observing the trousersnake in it's natural habitat "Hoffee, this is a creature that can never be tamed. It is wild and must be left to roam the bum boy wilderness with impunity."

And what **** is brave enough to call the great Bill Oddie a liar. Not me, that's for bleeding certain.

Me neither, babes. Oddie is an intelect I wouldn't want to lock horns with. Trousersnakes yes, but horns, no.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

how about t-97 then? he's young......maybe reeno likes them young.

If we're gonna send someone in we need to know that they're capable of doing the job. T-97 is unproven when it comes to seducing bum boys and taking them on a journey down the windward passage.

Southpaw and Laddie. These are my boys. Experienced in the arts and as ***y as Alan himself. They will not fail.

[Naps]

Evening lads, how we diddlin tonight?

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Me neither, babes. Oddie is an intelect I wouldn't want to lock horns with. Trousersnakes yes, but horns, no.

In this great land of ours many fine intellects have been nurtured. Bill Oddie, Alan Titchmarsh and that Patrick fella who used to have a wee goosey gander at the stars are just three such fellas who immediately spring to mind but there are many more.

All of them with a trousersnake to be proud of as well.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Evening lads, how we diddlin tonight?

Who do you think we are? Welter? We're not diddlin anyone Naps my son.

I'm not very well actually. I've been off sick for a week with a bleeding awful flu. I've been either shivering like a **** or sweating like Dino, it's no good I tell thee.