Limey Lang

[gunners]

whos watching i'm a celebrity??

[Naps]

whos watching i'm a celebrity??

Not me, I'm busy raping my own mother.

[Roger Yomama]

Clegg, the two of us need look no more
NSB is what we were looking for
Lots of noobs to pwn and own
Sad lonely ******* all alone
And, you, my Clegg will see
(You'll pwn them easy)

Clegg, you're always pwning here and there
Pwning in your underwear
If you ever look behind
And Laddie's what you find
There's one thing you should know
This trousersnake does indeed grow
( As long as you blow )

I used to say "Laddie" not "Clegg"
Now it's 24/7 bum fun an' I don't have to beg
Clegg, I hope you never go away
For their ******ity, these noobs must pay
They fear your big brain it's true
They so wish they were you
I'm sure they would drink the dregs
Just to be with Clegg
(A lover) Like Clegg

Brought a tear to my eye.

[Naps]

You mean "would have", not "would of".

Naz fan vocabulary>Lewis fan vocabulary.

/nuff said.

No he meant "would've".

Pwn reversal.

[Jambo boy]

Stop whining like a *****
Cos your punani got an itch
Scots and Jambo Boy
Whine and cry like gay Pinoys
Ban! ban! youmoaned
When you realised

Your lyrics are whack
Cos glaswegian mama is on crack!
You sound like the beastie boys
Playing with their bmx kids toys
No ****** can rap without it sounding like crap
which is why I'm taking your little ****hole off the map

Don't even think of clicking on reply
Cos you don't know how to deal with a french fry
You'll do more than cry and will wana die!
before they started this game
You were getting owned all the same

Licking serbians crack
cos You found a fellow twat
took you all to the last round
Where then I won my undisputed crown
i'm pound for pound, ya can't beat this hound
All you can do is weep like a girl and frown
cos if you're mother had change for a pound
I'd be calling you son right now!!!

I had to lol, but this **** really gets on my nerves.

[THE REED]

whats up fellas

[Jambo boy]

My **** if yer game for a laugh?

[Jambo boy]

whats up fellas

You gotta admit, you were asking for it saying that in here. LAMO

[Oasis_Lad]

Vastine's a poet IMO. He words everything beautifully.

[Jambo boy]

I love the sense of rhythm.

Every line is a surprise full of... er... ****.