Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

The philosopher more commonly known as George Michael put it best, darling:

I'd be a fool to argue with George.

We shall have faith, Laddie.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, like in the novel 1984. Shagging may be forbidden, but we'll just do it in a little room above a shop until we're dragged out kicking and screaming.

[Southpaw Stinger]

It will be worth any punishment them ****s can dish out, Laddie.

We will die martyrs for all those who wish to take it down the pipe with Stella in hand.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, they'll threaten me with ****.

"****!" I'll laugh. "You could unleash a billion ravenous **** on me and withing a year they'd have hardly made a dent in me trousersnake, you SLAGS!"

Then they'd up the ante and pour a Stella down the sink as I'm forced to watch. I'm of strong spirit but even that may be too much for I to bear.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, they'll threaten me with ****.

"****!" I'll laugh. "You could unleash a billion ravenous **** on me and withing a year they'd have hardly made a dent in me trousersnake, you SLAGS!"

Then they'd up the ante and pour a Stella down the sink as I'm forced to watch. I'm of strong spirit but even that may be too much for I to bear.

I must admit that the Stella one would certainly put the fear of Alan into me.

[Oasis_Lad]

As george said:

"Faith"

We'd be blessed by Alan with an escape route and a lifetime's supply of Stella as long as we stayed true to the bum boy ways.

[TURKOGLU]

27k and I'm done.

[Clegg]

27K of what?

[Oasis_Lad]

27k and I'm done.

Get out before you done slipping.

[TURKOGLU]

Probably gonna get laid on Tuesday.


...If I behave, that is.