Limey Lang

[Patty Tanager]

I never taint the divine taste of alcohol with any form of soda.

People that order Lager and Lime especially can expect to be punched in the face by me before the night is through.

I must plead guilty laddie to the odd Corona and lime or two.

[Oasis_Lad]

I must plead guilty laddie to the odd Corona and lime or two.

No trousersnake for you tonight, naughty boy.

[Oasis_Lad]

In the comfort of yer own home it can be excused I suppose, but in a pub? no chance.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I never taint the divine taste of alcohol with any form of soda.

People that order Lager and Lime especially can expect to be punched in the face by me before the night is through.

I heard someone order that one once. Brought my piss to the boil, so it did.

[Oasis_Lad]

I hope you gave him a good kicking for the audacity.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I hope you gave him a good kicking for the audacity.

It was a she, and yes I did.

[Oasis_Lad]

Kick 'er in 'er **** for being a right silly slag.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Kick 'er in 'er **** for being a right silly slag.

Just shows I'm not ***ist, Laddie. I punish ****ish behaviour in both men and women.
I was sure to leave her a can of Stella in her limp hand just so she had somthing to calm her nerves, when she finally regained consciousness. I think I was being generous there.

[Oasis_Lad]

Yer a true gent. It was certainly more than she deserved that's for sure.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Yer a true gent. It was certainly more than she deserved that's for sure.

If I converted the slag to a follower of Alan and a drinker of Stella then it was all worth it, so it was.