Limey Lang

[msagrain]

Joke for Oasis lad

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'

And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

[THE REED]

Drink unhealthy amounts of milk, eat some bread, then vomit
You got yourself some Ready Brek.

so i was right on the spot

[Patty Tanager]

Gears of War 2 is brilliant fellas.

I played it on the 'big telly' downstairs with the lights out and the sound up, i was touching cloth so i was.

[Oasis_Lad]

I played all the way through Doom 3 at night alone with earphones on and the lights off.

I was constantly checking over my shoulder.

[THE REED]

I played all the way through Doom 3 at night alone with earphones on and the lights off.

I was constantly checking over my shoulder.

hahaha, about 2-3 years ago i bought a new laptop.. and i bought the new doom for it... the game starts out...ur walkin on this catwalk.. the lights go out, u cant see anything... i come to a door, and some THING like puts his claws through the fucckin door...

i mean, im 10 minutes into this game... and im just like... FUCCK this.... LOL, i never played it again

[Oasis_Lad]

You should play it. It certainly never lived up to the hype, but it's certainly worth completing as it has some memorable moments.

The levels in Hell were some ****ed up ****.

KingDosia even makes an appearance:

[Patty Tanager]

I played all the way through Doom 3 at night alone with earphones on and the lights off.

I was constantly checking over my shoulder.

You're a brave man laddie. I could of done with a strapping young Scotsman to comfort me last night as i bravely battled the aliens.

You a Resident Evil fan then laddie?, i'm still scarred from a childhood playing those games.

I thought the last one was **** on the Wii though, think i'll stick to the PS3 version this time.

You played manhunt 2?, not as good as the 1st one, but still pretty ****ed up.

[THE REED]

whats manhunt about?

[Oasis_Lad]

You're a brave man laddie. I could of done with a strapping young Scotsman to comfort me last night as i bravely battled the aliens.

You a Resident Evil fan then laddie?, i'm still scarred from a childhood playing those games.

I thought the last one was **** on the Wii though

, think i'll stick to the PS3 version this time.

You played manhunt 2?, not as good as the 1st one, but still pretty ****ed up.

You talking about Resident Evil 4 or Umbrella Chronicles?

I have Resident Evil 4 in me top 5 games of all time. I thought that game was as close to perfection as you could get.

As for Umbrella Chronicles....with the Wii Mote it's ****, best purchase the Nyko perfect shot for it and it becomes an extremely enjoyable shooter.

Nah, I haven't played any of the Manhunt games.

[THE REED]

whats the movie with the fine ass woman, who was like genetically altered and has like super powers or some ****tt...?its LIKE resident evil