Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Most of me shags have been Scottish birds, I once slept with a Liverpudlian as well. I need to get out more.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Most of me shags have been Scottish birds, I once slept with a Liverpudlian as well. I need to get out more.

Have a trip to Paris, Laddie. The French birds are good if underarm hair doesn't bother yer. But after that Alexis **** I only plan on raping French slags.

[Oasis_Lad]

Nah, as soon as I unleash me trousersnake, them French tarts will be waving the white flag.

"**** going one on one with that" they'll say.

[Naps]

Damn right, Laddie. Manc slags today ain't what they used to be... and they were never much to begin with.

They aint bad from where I'm standing candy drawers xx

[Southpaw Stinger]

Nah, as soon as I unleash me trousersnake, them French tarts will be waving the white flag.

"**** going one on one with that" they'll say.

A cowering French slag makes all the movement yer need, Laddie.

They aint bad from where I'm standing candy drawers xx

Yer too kind. Beer goggles are the curse of this city.

[Naps]

So Southpaw, where do you reckon the best slag-nest in Manc is me old?

[Southpaw Stinger]

So Southpaw, where do you reckon the best slag-nest in Manc is me old?

I couldn't say, Naps. Any Pub or Club on Friday night is teaming with em'. Herds of slags migrating from one boozer to another. Yer can either pick em' off as they move or hunt them down once they reach their watering hole, or the bar as it is commonly known.

[Oasis_Lad]

Big bottom, Big bottom, talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em.

[Oasis_Lad]

Almost out of beers. treacherous times.

[Naps]

Almost out of beers. treacherous times.

I've just been drinking Sailor Jerry and coke in the local. Lovely way to end my foray to the cash-point.

You gonna restock for the game?