Limey Lang

[Jambo boy]

Just for that yer can have a fondle, me lover

Cheers babes, I can't even give you any karma, says I have to spread it around a bit first.
I don't wanna catch aids or out.

[Jambo boy]

Cheers babes, I can't even give you any karma, says I have to spread it around a bit first.
I don't wanna catch aids or out.

Here you go mate, changed me avi for yer.
Was gonna change me user title to something for yer too, but couldn't think of anything that would fit.
I tried 'southpaw slipped me a stiffy' but it wouldn't have it, the ****ing thing.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Cheers babes, I can't even give you any karma, says I have to spread it around a bit first.
I don't wanna catch aids or out.

Crabs is the likely danger from me, babes. Although siphallis is a constant worry, but all me lovers know the risks.
I'll pull down the zip, you stick yer hand in and think of it as a lucky dip. The top prize is a helping of me special sauce.

Yer new avi got me in the mood, so it did.

[Jambo boy]

Crabs is the likely danger from me, babes. Although siphallis is a constant worry, but all me lovers know the risks.
I'll pull down the zip, you stick yer hand in and think of it as a lucky dip. The top prize is a helping of me special sauce.

Yer new avi got me in the mood, so it did.

Glad you like it.
Hey i'd take me chances, i'd rather get the clap off of you than off some brass down the street. At least I know it's either come from laddie or hoffie, in which case it may have started with me anyway.
The top prize sounds exciting, extra portions please.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Glad you like it.
Hey i'd take me chances, i'd rather get the clap off of you than off some brass down the street. At least I know it's either come from laddie or hoffie, in which case it may have started with me anyway.
The top prize sounds exciting, extra portions please.

I'm working me way up to a pint. Possibly the only thing that could top a Stella?

[Jambo boy]

I'm working me way up to a pint. Possibly the only thing that could top a Stella?

**** me southpaw, i've had an ingenious idea, ****ing ring dragons den right now.

A Stella top... a pint of stella topped with your special sauce instead of a frothy head!

**** me, we're gonna be millionaires so we are. What could be better than a pint of stella with a bit of your David Seaman dribbling down yer chin, nothing thats what.

[Southpaw Stinger]

**** me southpaw, i've had an ingenious idea, ****ing ring dragons den right now.

A Stella top... a pint of stella topped with your special sauce instead of a frothy head!

**** me, we're gonna be millionaires so we are. What could be better than a pint of stella with a bit of your David Seaman dribbling down yer chin, nothing thats what.

I look forward to mass producing me sauce for this stella. Yer avi is gonna be a huge help there, so it is.
I'll give them drangon ****s a ring tomorrow. That Duncan Bannatyne would lap our idea right up so he would.

[Jambo boy]

I look forward to mass producing me sauce for this stella. Yer avi is gonna be a huge help there, so it is.
I'll give them drangon ****s a ring tomorrow. That Duncan Bannatyne would lap our idea right up so he would.

If you ever get tired whilst mass producing then i'll gladly step in and give a hand. You only have to ask.

As a promotion for the Dragon ****s, you can give them the fresh stuff, and spray your special sauce all over Peter Jones' face.

Then we can take it to Alan Sugar and shoot him with the good stuff all over his 'your fired' finger.

We're on to a winner here soutpaw, I can feel it in me water.

[Southpaw Stinger]

If you ever get tired whilst mass producing then i'll gladly step in and give a hand. You only have to ask.

As a promotion for the Dragon ****s, you can give them the fresh stuff, and spray your special sauce all over Peter Jones' face.

Then we can take it to Alan Sugar and shoot him with the good stuff all over his 'your fired' finger.

We're on to a winner here soutpaw, I can feel it in me water.

Bumboy Enterprises is our name, or Trousersnake Ltd.

We'll knock Dyson of his pedestal thats for ****ing sure.

I'm out of Stella so I have to say G'night, me lover

[Jambo boy]

Bumboy Enterprises is our name, or Trousersnake Ltd.

We'll knock Dyson of his pedestal thats for ****ing sure.

I'm out of Stella so I have to say G'night, me lover

Me2 babes, see yer tomorrow.

I'm off now to think about our business plan and have a good thorough :wank: