Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

It looks like it's our only option.

[Southpaw Stinger]

It looks like it's our only option.

I don't cope well not knowing where me next drink is coming from, laddie. I'm gonna be in a bad way come friday night...

[Jambo boy]

Stella anyone?

I got jack ****, might have to get on the half bottle of bells in the cupboard.

[Oasis_Lad]

Tis a day to rejoice, bum boys. I got lent a score off me sister and got meself two crates of stella.

[Jambo boy]

Tis a day to rejoice, bum boys. I got lent a score off me sister and got meself two crates of stella.

Nice one my son!! Just like the famous saying, 'If all else fails, your sister can lend you the cash for a couple of crates.' If it's not a saying it ****ing well should be.

Result.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, i had to risk me last couple of quid to go the the phone box ( Don't have a house phone as i can't stand ****ers calling all the time ) and phone a few ****s, luckily it paid off.

[Jambo boy]

Aye, i had to risk me last couple of quid to go the the phone box ( Don't have a house phone as i can't stand ****ers calling all the time ) and phone a few ****s, luckily it paid off.

Lucky Laddie! Alan must be smiling down on you tonight.

Well i'm still stuyck with bells. I'm not worried though, quite like it really for a change.

[Oasis_Lad]

Get it down yer!

[Chunk..]

I bought a Snap-On toolbox yesterday for £2,000. It's beautiful!

[Jambo boy]

You got ripped off son, I work for Snap on.