Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Have some Hoffee southpaw, there's plenty to go around. I've stockpiled the stuff over the last couple of weeks.

I'm a Hoffee-aholic babes. It won't go to waste, so it won't.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'm a Hoffee-aholic babes. It won't go to waste, so it won't.

Don't ever go to a Hoffee anonymous meeting me darling, those ****s are scam artists and take the michael good and proper. Nothing wrong with a hoffee addiction so there isn't.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Don't ever go to a Hoffee anonymous meeting me darling, those ****s are scam artists and take the michael good and proper. Nothing wrong with a hoffee addiction so there isn't.

Who'd want to give up the Hoffee? Not me, thats for ****ing sure.

[Oasis_Lad]

Mmmmmmmm! that was a stonkingly brilliant cup of Hoffee.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Who'd want to give up the Hoffee? Not me, thats for ****ing sure.

Non-believers and sober ****s are the only tarts who would give up the Hoffee, and we don't care much for those slags.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Non-believers and sober ****s are the only tarts who would give up the Hoffee, and we don't care much for those slags.

Damn right, babes. We don't need ****s like them in our midst.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Gorillas in the midst, fair enough, if Sigorney likes those ****ing apes it's alright by me, but sober ****s, no ****ing way, I'll send those ****s packing before Versy can wave or Tuggers can wink at me bird.

[Oasis_Lad]

Short and sweet
Then Annie made his retreat
He's got a life now
and goals to meet

He thought Bore Hard
Had Calzaghe beat
He wrote a song for Danny
Thinking on his feet

we're slurping on the Stella
Like it's Keelly's teet

[OldSkool]

Short and sweet
Then Annie made his retreat
He's got a life now
and goals to meet

He thought Bore Hard
Had Calzaghe beat
He wrote a song for Danny
Thinking on his feet

we're slurping on the Stella
Like it's Keelly's teet

lmfao decent!

what do you think about tenants laddie? i been to the william wallace pub with this gita and been on the tenants all night. its not bad like, but it doesnt even compare to the beloved stella. where woud you rate it with all of the other top lagers

[Oasis_Lad]

lmfao decent!

what do you think about tenants laddie? i been to the william wallace pub with this gita and been on the tenants all night. its not bad like, but it doesnt even compare to the beloved stella. where woud you rate it with all of the other top lagers

Tennents tastes like cat's piss at first, but once you've killed millions of taste buds with curries, it's decent enough.