Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll model some tight shorts for you. Straight on Ebay. Cash.

Get on to it, babes. I've got faith in yer.

[Oasis_Lad]

Seriously though.... if you even see anything resembling Jesus on your toast - get it on Ebay. Instant two Grand. Those religious nuts will buy anything.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Seriously though.... if you even see anything resembling Jesus on your toast - get it on Ebay. Instant two Grand. Those religious nuts will buy anything.

I saw Marlon Brando on one of me crumpets the other day. How about that?

[Oasis_Lad]

I saw Marlon Brando on one of me crumpets the other day. How about that?

Aye, that would have sold.

I'm thinking at best..... around 3 hundred.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, that would have sold.

I'm thinking at best..... around 3 hundred.

Shame I ate the ****.

Would it be possible to craft an image of Jesus on to me toast? We could go into business with this thing, Laddie.

[Oasis_Lad]

Some tarts would fall for it I'm sure.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Some tarts would fall for it I'm sure.

Me art skills aren't up to scratch, Laddie. I've just had a wee try and it looks a little like Richard Branson. I'll be improving me skills every morning, so I will.

[Oasis_Lad]

Me art skills arne't up to scratch, Laddie. I've just had a wee try and it looks a little like Richard Branson. I'll be improving me skills every morning, so I will.

Me trousersnake shall inspire you.

[Patty Tanager]

Get yourself a heat gun and loaf of Warburtons and you'll be up and running in no time, Laddies & Stingers Holy Toast Emporium - i can see it now.

[Preach O'Toast]

Seriously though.... if you even see anything resembling Jesus on your toast - get it on Ebay. Instant two Grand. Those religious nuts will buy anything.

And to think I gave up my life for people like you.