Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll sell one of me kidneys to fund this project. This story just has to be told.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'll sell one of me kidneys to fund this project. This story just has to be told.

Keep yer kidney Southpaw. Versatile has said this his millionaire girlfriend will pay for the film to be made.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Keep yer kidney Southpaw. Versatile has said this his millionaire girlfriend will pay for the film to be made.

I'd sooner entrust me life savings to northern rock than accept a pledge from Versy.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'd sooner entrust me life savings to northern rock than accept a pledge from Versy.

Fair point darlin'. I'll whack me kidney on ebay an all then. Who needs a ****in kidney anyway...

[Southpaw Stinger]

Fair point darlin'. I'll whack me kidney on ebay an all then. Who needs a ****in kidney anyway...

I'd give em' me liver, but I don't think it'll be worth much in it's present state.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'd give em' me liver, but I don't think it'll be worth much in it's present state.

Tell em it's brand spanking new and lets get a fortune for it. These ****s on ebay will fall for anything.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tell em it's brand spanking new and lets get a fortune for it. These ****s on ebay will fall for anything.

Will do babes. I'm debating what the starting bid should be for me right kidney. It's a bleedin good one so it is.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Will do babes. I'm debating what the starting bid should be for me right kidney. It's a bleedin good one so it is.

Five million quid. If these kidneyless slags wanna buy a quality alcohol soaked kidney then they'll have to ****in pay a premium price for it.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Five million quid. If these kidneyless slags wanna buy a quality alcohol soaked kidney then they'll have to ****in pay a premium price for it.

All the takers are welsh so far, babes. Even if they cough up the dough I might refuse to sell it to the ****s. I don't want me kidney working inside some sheep shagging nonce.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

All the takers are welsh so far, babes. Even if they cough up the dough I might refuse to sell it to the ****s. I don't want me kidney working inside some sheep shagging nonce.

I hear you Southpaw. I mean you could give it to a welsh ****, and then maybe a few years later that same welsh **** could be serving behind a bar and take three ****ing hours to serve yer, as all the sodding welsh ****s do to us english folk...and who wants to be denied when yer gasping for a pint of stella - not me, that's for bastard sure.

Leave the Welsh slags kidneyless, that's what I say.