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    #20271
    Originally posted by TheHoff'sGhost View Post
    Stella falls?!? I love it. It'd improve Canada no ****ing end. Those moose ****ers would owe us a huge bastard debt of gratitude for that.

    Do you think if we did that Welter would go back? I might plan a little move if it mean't been closer to Stella falls.

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      #20272
      If the CN tower was a giant spliff, Welter would swim the Atlantic.

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        #20273
        Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
        Do you think if we did that Welter would go back? I might plan a little move if it mean't been closer to Stella falls.
        Welter's going back soon anyway, but if he heard about stella falls he'd be booking flights for tomorrow...and aye, I might consider relocating meself.

        Do those canuck slags make a good curry? That's what i wanna know.

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          #20274
          Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
          If the CN tower was a giant spliff, Welter would swim the Atlantic.
          ...dragging Maddie behind him. He'd be overtaking speed boats so he would.

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            #20275
            With Gary Glitter hot on his heels. Then Welter would get the ominous news; 2nd to nonce is halfway to Toronto which would make Welter have to make the tough decision of dropping his cargo.

            Welter plows on and sheds a tear as he looks over his shoulder and sees his beloved Maddie vanish beneath the waves, but he knows it's for the greater good.

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              #20276
              Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
              With Gary Glitter hot on his heels. Then Welter would get the ominous news; 2nd to nonce is halfway to Toronto which would make Welter have to make the tough decision of dropping his cargo.

              Welter plows on and sheds a tear as he looks over his shoulder and sees his beloved Maddie vanish beneath the waves, but he knows it's for the greater good.
              It's a sacrifice that just had to be made though.

              A sad story, but one with a happy ending when Welter finally gets to the spliff tower. It's a story that has got a film like quality to it. Hollywood would jump all over it so they would.

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                #20277
                Spliff tower > Cloverfield monster.

                Hollywood, take note.

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                  #20278
                  Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                  Spliff tower > Cloverfield monster.

                  Hollywood, take note.
                  Who would star as Welter though?

                  Ben Kingsley?

                  John Malkovich?

                  Both bald ****s who could easily play a peedo and make it believable.

                  Lets write a script then get addy to take it round all the studios for us.

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                    #20279
                    Good ****in' idea. I'm running low on beer funds at the mo and a hollywood blockbuster would be a good source of income.

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                      #20280
                      Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                      Good ****in' idea. I'm running low on beer funds at the mo and a hollywood blockbuster would be a good source of income.
                      Alan forbid that you run out of beer funds me darling. I'll tell addy to sort something out for us. We'll be making appearances at sundance and cannes before yer know it.

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