Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Me throat feels like it's just gone 10 rounds with Southpaw's trousersnake.

[platinummatt!]

My mum caught me masterbating next to her once, lol

[Oasis_Lad]

My mum caught me masterbating next to her once, lol

What were you playing at?

[platinummatt!]

my ****.......

[Oasis_Lad]

my ****.......

No, that's what you were playing with.

There has to have been a method behind the madness, surely?

[platinummatt!]

I had slept in the same bed as her. i woke up in the morning and started rubbing one off then I heard "Matthew, what are you doing?" I just stopped and kept my eyes closed lol

[Oasis_Lad]

I had slept in the same bed as her. i woke up in the morning and started rubbing one off then I heard "Matthew, what are you doing?" I just stopped and kept my eyes closed lol

Whatever floats your boat, Matthew. I ain't knocking it. Surely you could have just got up and gone into the bathroom? maybe went and spied on a hot neighbour?

[platinummatt!]

I wasnt doing it because of the situation. Guess I never thought of doing it somewhere else. I was doing it under the covers.

[FUMIN 88]

I wasnt doing it because of the situation. Guess I never thought of doing it somewhere else. I was doing it under the covers.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I had slept in the same bed as her. i woke up in the morning and started rubbing one off then I heard "Matthew, what are you doing?" I just stopped and kept my eyes closed lol

I am disapointed matt. Was this back when you were inexperienced?

I used to be very keen in the danger wank when I was younger but still I was fast enough to never be caught.