Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Alan bless yer, Laddie.

Alan Akbar!

Alan Akbar indeed.

He can pull on my geraniums any time he likes.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Alan Akbar indeed.

He can pull on my geraniums any time he likes.

turn up for the books, laddie. I'm off out to the pub with me mates,

shag yer later Laddie

[Oasis_Lad]

turn up for the books, laddie. I'm off out to the pub with me mates,

shag yer later Laddie

Down some for me, babes.

And take your laptop into the pub toilets during the quiz and i'll help you out.

[Oasis_Lad]

Hoff, does thou breathe beside my existence?

[TheHoff!]

Hoff, does thou breathe beside my existence?

Laddie my lover, art thou a fine sight to behold. Come and embrace me my love; hold me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear while I caress your trousersnake and bring him to attention.

[Oasis_Lad]

Laddie my lover, art thou a fine sight to behold. Come and embrace me my love; hold me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear while I caress your trousersnake and bring him to attention.

Gladly i fall into thine arms. I'd fall with you forever, my love.

[TheHoff!]

Gladly i fall into thine arms. I'd fall with you forever, my love.

Let us fall together into a state of blissful arousal, and be led into a heavenly clinch by our wandering trousersnakes. Let moans of pleasure erupt from our mouths as much or more than David Seaman erupts from matts constantly abused trousersnake. Let us become entwined, and may passion and lust throb in our veins.

In other words darling, lets shag

[Oasis_Lad]

Let us fall together into a state of blissful arousal, and be led into a heavenly clinch by our wandering trousersnakes. Let moans of pleasure erupt from our mouths as much or more than David Seaman erupts from matts constantly abused trousersnake. Let us become entwined, and may passion and lust throb in our veins.

In other words darling, lets shag

yes, let's.

Hoff, did you know that young Brooklyn reveres our posting style in much the same way as we revere his dancing skills?

I say it's about time us 3 got together for a menage a trois and swapped party tricks.

[TheHoff!]

yes, let's.

Hoff, did you know that young Brooklyn reveres our posting style in much the same way as we revere his dancing skills?

I say it's about time us 3 got together for a menage a trois and swapped party tricks.

I did not know this my darling. Did he actually ****ing say that?

I've always fancied a bit of how's yer father with our Brooky, he's a ***y commie and I'd happily show him what me trousersnake can do in exchange for him showing us a few shagalicious moves on the dancefloor.

[Oasis_Lad]

I did not know this my darling. Did he actually ****ing say that?

I've always fancied a bit of how's yer father with our Brooky, he's a ***y commie and I'd happily show him what me trousersnake can do in exchange for him showing us a few shagalicious moves on the dancefloor.

He said it darling.

Boxing scene could unite the world couldn't it? if only it was around during the cold war and instead of Yanks and commies fearing each other and wondering who had the bigger nukes - they could have just pwned each other on the interweb and got jiggy with it on the dance floor.

What a bunch of ****s, eh? have you ever heard of such a lack of foresight?