Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

DEREK:
I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and .....
CLIVE:
What, Tony Newley?
DEREK:
No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You ****".
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
I said, "What?" He said, "You ****".
CLIVE:
Yeah. And you replied, "You ****ing ****".

[BOLLOCKS]

They had teh horn.

Probably died with it too..

[Oasis_Lad]

Stella Artois for moi.

3x10 440ml cans for £21. 15 tonight, 15 tomorrow.

It's gonna be fun on the bun.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Stella Artois for moi.

3x10 440ml cans for £21. 15 tonight, 15 tomorrow.

It's gonna be fun on the bun.

Let's get too it.

Bottle of Baileys is our Sunday reward.

[Oasis_Lad]

Let's get too it.

Bottle of Baileys is our Sunday reward.

I'm free! 5 so far.

I was going to order a Chinese but the lager offer left me a bit skint, so I just got a few Microwaveable meals .

Chicken and egg fried rice in under 2 minutes? YES PLEASE!

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm free! 5 so far.

I was going to order a Chinese but the lager offer left me a bit skint, so I just got a few Microwaveable meals .

Chicken and egg fried rice in under 2 minutes? YES PLEASE!

Thinking of cooking meself a pot noodle. Done in the best possible taste.

All these bottles of wine I was given for Christmas are certainly coming in handy tonight.

[Oasis_Lad]

Thinking of cooking meself a pot noodle. Done in the best possible taste.

All these bottles of wine I was given for Christmas are certainly coming in handy tonight.

Edible Pot Noodles? Do they exist or is pursuing them a Fool's Errand?

[D-MiZe]

What's wrong with noodles that taste like cardboard?

You'll pay top dollar for that in 'ong Kong.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Edible Pot Noodles? Do they exist or is pursuing them a Fool's Errand?

Most definitely a Fool's Errand.

Back soon, babes.

[Oasis_Lad]

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