Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

Nah, I ain't going to prison like you and larry.

Though, teh prisons in Norway look pretty nice.

silly rabbit.

guys like larry and i don't get ****d in prison.













we ARE the rapists in prison.

[Southpaw Stinger]

we ARE the rapists in prison.

It's never the ones you hope.

[Oasis_Lad]

Tua = Boggs Diamond.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tua = Boggs Diamond.

The dog's bollocks

[Left Hook Tua]

Nah, I ain't going to prison like you and larry.

Though, teh prisons in Norway look pretty nice.

****** tua war story/prison story time.....

location: l.a. county mens central jail, high power/gang module

situation: i invited my little brother boney (van nuys side) and my homeboy weazel (west side) to sleep over my cell. help me clean, play cards, etc.

events: boney and weazel don't get along. boney accidently drops apple in toilet. thinking weazel will eat it, boney puts it back on shelf. tua takes a bite of apple before boney yells to not eat it.

outcome: boney is stripped naked. tied up in the middle of cell in an X. left wrist/ankle tied to one bunk bed, right wrist/ankle tied to the other bunk bed on the other side. packets of mayonnaise squirted on his lower back and buttocks.

twist: an hour or so later OSJ (operation safe jail) deputy finds boney tied up naked with white stuff all over his ass. tries to move boney to PC module with all the gays and *** offenders.

[Left Hook Tua]

Tua = Boggs Diamond.

what's boggs diamond?

[Left Hook Tua]

The dog's bollocks

is that good or bad?

[Southpaw Stinger]

is that good or bad?

As if you have to ask, sweetie.

[Left Hook Tua]

As if you have to ask, sweetie.

no seriously.

i don't know what bogg diamonds is NOR understand what dogs bollocks means.

[Southpaw Stinger]

no seriously.

i don't know what bogg diamonds is NOR understand what dogs bollocks means.

Are you some sort of foreigner or some shit?