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    #142911
    Boney was a warrior, away-ay-ya.
    A warrior, a tarrier, Jean Francois.
    Boney fought the Prussians, away-ay-ya.
    And Boney fought the Rrussians, Jean Francois.

    Boney went to Moscow, away-ay-ya.
    Across the Alps, across the snow, Jean Francois.
    Moscow was a-blazing, away-ay-ya.
    Boney was a-raging, Jean Francois.

    Boney went to Elba, away-ay-ya.
    And Boney he came back again, Jean Francois.
    Boney went to Waterloo, away-ay-ya.
    And there he got his overthrew, Jean Francois.

    They shipped Boney off again, away-ay-ya.
    Aboard the Billy Ruffian, Jean Francois.
    Boney he got sent away, away-ay-ya.
    Away to St. Helena, Jean Francois.

    Boney broke his heart and died, away-ay-ya.
    Away on St Helena, Jean Francois.
    Boney was a warrior, away-ay-ya.
    A warrior, a terrier, Jean Francois.

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      #142912
      "I'll go down in the history books and I'll be remembered forever and ever, unlike other fighters - and I'm not going to mention any names - who have got undefeated records or retire undefeated, and you say to yourself: 'Who did he box? He didn't box him, he swerved him, he boxed him when he was well past his best'.
      No idea who Froch is referring to here.

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        #142913
        Originally posted by Sweet Tooth
        rocky marciano?
        Who nose?




        Yer see what I did there? Me neither.

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          #142914
          Finished me exams today. 14 beers dOwn and worse for wear

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            #142915
            Originally posted by Sweet Tooth
            rocky marciano?
            Who did marciano duck

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              #142916
              Originally posted by Sweet Tooth
              A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
              That is an insulting remark, sir. And for that I must ask satisfaction.

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                #142917
                Originally posted by Sweet Tooth
                the offense was mine and real.

                pistols at dawn , sir.
                Backing down, eh? I thought as much.

                My work is done.

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                  #142918
                  Originally posted by Sweet Tooth
                  notice how when firearms became more accurate , reliable and deadly..... duels ended?

                  *******......
                  Round about the same time that ban sticks were invented. Coincidence? I think not.

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                    #142919
                    Originally posted by Sweet Tooth
                    notice how when firearms became more accurate , reliable and deadly..... duels ended?

                    *******......

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                      #142920
                      Teh Aztecs just can't beat teh black man.


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