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    #141911
    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    His fight will probably start nearer to half ten.

    All the clocks have been half inched in the building though. So it's any ****'s guess.
    Southpaw you have any bets on the national? My horsey was taken down by some bastard falling in front of him and my little nag fella had to be put down because of it. The horse that fell in front of him and brought my four legged chap down was called 'on his own'. I'm gonna hold a grudge for ****ing ever now. What a neighing nincompoop eh! He practically killed my horse.

    ****!

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      #141912
      Originally posted by 'dbcooper View Post
      Laddie, is yer Laddie account banned now? TheHoff'sGhost took one right down the pipe from the ban stick so I heard. He's out of the game for another month now. Alan bless him!
      The Laddie Account was banned for a very long time, but it's back now, babes.

      This Account is me Bullet Proof Vest if you will.

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        #141913
        Originally posted by Cokezaghe_Loc View Post
        The Laddie Account was banned for a very long time, but it's back now, babes.

        This Account is me Bullet Proof Vest if you will.
        The Ban Prick is worse than BigHitlerPump aint he.

        I'm preparing multiple alts for a renewed assault me darling. I fear I shall go down in flames, but a glorious death is what these alt accounts crave for, so who in the slagging hell am I to deny them?

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          #141914
          Originally posted by 'dbcooper View Post
          Southpaw you have any bets on the national? My horsey was taken down by some bastard falling in front of him and my little nag fella had to be put down because of it. The horse that fell in front of him and brought my four legged chap down was called 'on his own'. I'm gonna hold a grudge for ****ing ever now. What a neighing nincompoop eh! He practically killed my horse.

          ****!
          Last year, my horseys went down like the poor blokes in Saving Private Ryan. I refrained from betting this year. My pick Sonny Boy came close.

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            #141915
            Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
            Last year, my horseys went down like the poor blokes in Saving Private Ryan. I refrained from betting this year. My pick Sonny Boy came close.
            Do yer somehow feel responsible for their passing on to nag heaven? Or do yer just think that yer betting is not up to scratch and yer need a few practice runs until yer feel confident enough to lay out yer spondoolies on the big event. Me personally Southpaw, I'm laying all the blame at on yer lonesomes door. It's him what wants to feel guilty, not me... oh no siree.

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              #141916
              Originally posted by 'dbcooper View Post
              Do yer somehow feel responsible for their passing on to nag heaven? Or do yer just think that yer betting is not up to scratch and yer need a few practice runs until yer feel confident enough to lay out yer spondoolies on the big event. Me personally Southpaw, I'm laying all the blame at on yer lonesomes door. It's him what wants to feel guilty, not me... oh no siree.
              I'm a naturally guilty person, babes. I think our Alan is punishing me for the death of a house plant that I never watered back when I was 13. Yer remember The Tell-Tale Heart, babes? I can't pass a garden centre without breaking down in fits of tears.

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                #141917
                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                I'm a naturally guilty person, babes. I think our Alan is punishing me for the death of a house plant that I never watered back when I was 13. Yer remember The Tell-Tale Heart, babes? I can't pass a garden centre without breaking down in fits of tears.
                I have similar feelings for a goldfish I won at a fair who passed away under my care when I was but a wee nipper. What makes it worse is I can't remember the little scaly fellas name. It's hard to mourn when yer can't remember who you're mourning for aint it. Well at least I've found that to be the case.

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                  #141918
                  I just had steak, eggs and salad for me tea. I'm trying to cut down on me carbs of an evening in the vain hope that one day me six pack will be as ***y as Big Ron. It is but a dream my dears, but alas, what a glorious dream it is.

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                    #141919
                    Originally posted by 'dbcooper View Post
                    I have similar feelings for a goldfish I won at a fair who passed away under my care when I was but a wee nipper. What makes it worse is I can't remember the little scaly fellas name. It's hard to mourn when yer can't remember who you're mourning for aint it. Well at least I've found that to be the case.
                    Well, me plant was called Dimmock. Another reason I reckon Alan's got it in for me.

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                      #141920
                      Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                      Well, me plant was called Dimmock. Another reason I reckon Alan's got it in for me.
                      Aye, Alan can't have taken kindly to that.

                      Southpaw, tell me when the gypo fight is about to start so I can pop downstairs and whack the telly on.

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