Limey Lang

[rorymac]

I'm in LA with Tua and Rich and we're on here all day.

That's the stuff. When I did my stint I was turning down interviews left, right and centre (or should I say center)

[Southpaw Stinger]

That's the stuff. When I did my stint I was turning down interviews left, right and centre (or should I say center)

Don't be saying center here. Be a bad day for Yankland if ever I made it over the pond. I'll be editing sign posts and books left, right & centre.

[rorymac]

Don't be saying center here. Be a bad day for Yankland if ever I made it over the pond. I'll be editing sign posts and books left, right & centre.

Pfff. If I ever see you on the sidewalk, I'll shove a zucchini up your ass, smack you in the center of your face, throw you off an airplane made of aluminum and eat cotton candy from your diaper.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Pfff. If I ever see you on the sidewalk, I'll shove a zucchini up your ass, smack you in the center of your face, throw you off an airplane made of aluminum and eat cotton candy from your diaper.

Shakespeare?

[rorymac]

Shakespeare?

Who? You say Shakespeare, I say Hemingway, Williams, Cooper, Twain...

[Southpaw Stinger]

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars

[rorymac]

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round

[rorymac]

there was a man from manchester
who constantly stroked his peter
whether hot or cold , shine or snow
constant hand motion , nice and slow

I woke up in a mountain of pizza boxes and used condoms

[rorymac]

hmmm.....

that tells me your girls are on the big boned side.

It should tell you I'm big boned and I wank too much

[Clegg]

And if he didnt have at hat on him you would go off and buy him one just so you could shit in it.