Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

This tap water tastes like tap water.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

coke loc , have you seen oasis lad around?

He was posting earlier.

The Gay Lord's momma probably spanked him for not going out and finding a Wife.

[Southpaw Stinger]

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

I'm really, really, really sorry.

Sorry doesn't cut it with this Pope.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

Fancy a Jimbo Burger?

I know Uter does.

[rorymac]

Laddie laddie
I want you as my daddy
Together we can kill the baddies
I play golf: be my caddy?

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Nothing better than a Post Poem.

If only the Yanks were literate enough to join in the fun.

[rorymac]

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe: A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
[buzz]
Moe: Sears catalog.
[ding]
Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
[buzz]

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

what's a post poem?

Something that's beyond you. Best just to stay blissfully ignorant.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Did you read they're introducing height divisions in Sumo Wrestling?

Tua can qualify to compete in the under 10-year-old Division. Anybody know where he is?