Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Evening fellas. Did anyone notice recently that Michelle Bachmann (********** candidate for presidential election in 2012) wants Iraq to pay reparations for the American soldiers killed in Iraq after Iraq was invaded?

Fellas, I have a cunning plan. We invade Michelle Bachmanns ass then demand reparations for all the little David Seamans we lose in the invasion. We're gonna have to make a mighty thrust to take over the region but once we're in then I reckon we're onto a winner fellas.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll make the initial strike.

Open the way for the main assualt.

[Bossy]

I'm here to lurk, gents.

This lounge is so much more entertaining.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm here to lurk, gents.

This lounge is so much more entertaining.

I'm still waiting for me sammich.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I'll make the initial strike.

Open the way for the main assualt.

Tally ho Southpaw! Your willingness to throw your all into it at the vanguard of this thrust fills me with optimism. I feel we are destined to succeed and take over the ass region.

This invasion is GO GO GO! Fire your David Seaman at will Southpaw.

[Bossy]

I'm still waiting for me sammich.

It's ready and waiting, sweetcheeks.

Get swimming.

[Oasis_Lad]

Don't follow teh Politics much anymore, Babes.

You're going to have to 'Fill me in', during a private meeting.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tally ho Southpaw! Your willingness to throw your all into it at the vanguard of this thrust fills me with optimism. I feel we are destined to succeed and take over the ass region.

This invasion is GO GO GO! Fire your David Seaman at will Southpaw.

It's ready and waiting, sweetcheeks.

Get swimming.

Feck me, I've got a two pronged attack to conduct.

This may be a one way mission for me, Hoffee. I'll be sure to give it me all, and push meself 'til I'm bone dry. Rest assured that if I can reach the sammich I'm promised, there will be nothing to stop yerself and Laddie from finishing the mission.

With you two at me rear, I can't fail so I can't.

[Bossy]

Feck me, I've got a two prongued attack to conduct.

This may be a one way mission for me, Hoffee. I'll be sure to give it me all, and push meself 'til I'm bone dry. Rest assured that if I can reach the sammich I'm promised, there will be nothing to stop yerself and Laddie from finishing the mission.

With you two at me rear, I can't fail so I can't.

Don't forget the face full of fanny, ahem.

[Clegg]

I'd probably do Chloe Smith. The haircut is a bit too boyish-lezza for my liking, but beggars can't be choosers.