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    Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
    Leaving it late, aren't yer? You usually start much earlier than this.
    Busy smashing up a foot spa, babes.

    You knows it makes sense.

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      It does make sense and I'm not afraid to admit it.

      I'll say it loud and I'll say it proud - I love a foot soaking, and it's allowed.

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        Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
        It does make sense and I'm not afraid to admit it.

        I'll say it loud and I'll say it proud - I love a foot soaking, and it's allowed.
        You might have told me that before I picked up the hammer.

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          Yer a man, Babes! You defied rocks millions of years old, The timeless strength of the sea, to build a tunnel, Nay! an outstretched hand of friendship, to our French chums.

          A man, a MAN! A man that dreamed we could reach the stars. Forget Wernher von Braun - it wasn't him that sent man to the moon. Forget NASA, Forget Armstrong and Aldrin..... It was the essence of pure man that got us there, and that essence resides in a fella like you.

          You are Man! You are History! You are time!

          Repairing a foot spa ain't shizzle, Babes. Now get it done, and you can be back in time for some hot choccy and the Hollyoaks Omnibus.

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            Just filled me washing up bowl with some warm water.

            It ain't the same.

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              Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
              Just filled me washing up bowl with some warm water.

              It ain't the same.
              Must be a big bowl. I've seen your trouser Truncheon, and If that feet myth is true.

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                Originally posted by MrTambourineMan View Post
                Must be a big bowl. I've seen your trouser Truncheon, and If that feet myth is true.
                Have some whisky.

                We can talk about Marquez.

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                  Do One, Mr Spambourine Queen! He's mine, and you ain't know shieeet about Southpaw's Trouser Truncheon.

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                    You on teh drink tonight, babes?

                    I can't be the only fecked up booze hound.

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                      Aye, cans of Stella and Bottles of Asahi.

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