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    **** time, Monkz!

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      Originally posted by Cokezaghe_Loc View Post
      Get out there with some Rohypnol and a **** kit.
      Originally posted by RICHLOC View Post
      **** time, Monkz!


      I had young girls rubbing up against me all day, wish you were here to enjoy it with me fella's

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        what is the catch with that site then?

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              Originally posted by Monkz View Post


              I had young girls rubbing up against me all day, wish you were here to enjoy it with me fella's
              In Belfast?

              You've probably had yer wallet nicked and been stabbed several times and not realised, mate.

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                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                In Belfast?

                You've probably had yer wallet nicked and been stabbed several times and not realised, mate.


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                  anyone else getting a **** stream from "da guru"? I think I musta activated VHS on my graphics card

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                    Gene Hunt: They reckon you’ve got concussion - I couldn’t give a tart’s furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don’t ever waltz into my kingdom acting king of the jungle.

                    Sam Tyler: Who the hell are you?

                    Gene Hunt: Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it’s 1973. Almost dinner time. I’m having hoops.

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                      The Manc Lion.

                      Save me, Gene! Save me!

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