Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Most of this is going on me CV.

[Jeff Da Maori]

"During the LA riots English people were trying to sympathize with me, "Oh Bill, crime is horrible. If it's any consolation, crime is awful here, too." Shut up. This is Hobbiton and I'm Bill-bo Hicks … You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious. You don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England: "Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury." … Wooooo. The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! … What if they become ruffians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight. [to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who] "No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans …"

One of my favourite Hicks skits

[BOLLOCKS]

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, feck God.

Yank ****.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Me Room 101 List:

Thomas Edison.
X Factor/ Talent shows/All Reality shows.
Advertising/Marketing.
Floyd Fans.
The Huns.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, Edison was a bit of a ****.

[BOLLOCKS]

Thomas Edison was a fraud.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

The Simpsons Episode were Homer goes to the Edison Museum made me sick to my stomach.

A real low-point.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Who's got Katsidis and fancies a bet?

[Southpaw Stinger]

I saw something on me holidays. I'll bring it home and claim I've invented it. Yeeeze.