Limey Lang

[Clyde Barrow]

That's Boss Lady mate. I done figured it out last night.

I thought that was Stone Roses. G**** is SugarSean. I know that because I checked it out. All the usual symptoms are there.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, just make sure she loses it slowly. Some go down teh quick route and wind up with feckin' stretch marks like tiger stripes.

And teh skin folds/flaps. Nasty stuff.

[Clyde Barrow]

Aye, just make sure she loses it slowly. Some go down teh quick route and wind up with feckin' stretch marks like tiger stripes.

The ladies were talking up matching plumpness with her to boost her self esteem. I love to go crazy on the beer, but I had to tell them no.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Don't become one of those fat American couples. Please.

A diabetic Hurricane Clyde just wouldn't be teh same.

[Clyde Barrow]

Don't become one of those fat American couples. Please.

A diabetic Hurricane Clyde just wouldn't be teh same.

I won't allow that. Neither would she. Her mother tried telling us she knows many husbands supposedly put on "sympathy weight" during their wives' pregnancies so they feel more appreciated. I had to laugh at that. And once she has the boy, she won't need me on her ass about dropping the extra weight. She couldn't talk the trash she loves to talk about fat broads if she didn't lose it. She'll be motivated.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I won't allow that. Neither would she. Her mother tried telling us she knows many husbands supposedly put on "sympathy weight" during their wives' pregnancies so they feel more appreciated. I had to laugh at that. And once she has the boy, she won't need me on her ass about dropping the extra weight. She couldn't talk the trash she loves to talk about fat broads if she didn't lose it. She'll be motivated.

That's what I like to hear.

Went to Blackpool teh other week, Clyde. Recently opened this new glass observation bit at the top of the tower. Yer can look right down.
Shame it's all enclosed as I'd love to hurl a piss brick towards the beach from that thing.

[Clyde Barrow]

That's what I like to hear.

Went to Blackpool teh other week, Clyde. Recently opened this new glass observation bit at the top of the tower. Yer can look right down.
Shame it's all enclosed as I'd love to hurl a piss brick towards the beach from that thing.

I'm looking forward to it. Don't know how long she'll be stuck bedridden. I may end up seeing a lot of the sights and such all by myself. If that's the case, piss themed tomfoolery will be the other highlight of the visit. I need to hit a few pubs there, get some pictures of the city.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Will you be bringing the urine on the plane, or acquiring it locally?

[Clyde Barrow]

Will you be bringing the urine on the plane, or acquiring it locally?

This is going to be an important moment in my life. I'll be getting drunk off alcohol purchased in Blackpool, and making my piss brick(s) with piss I've urinated out in Blackpool. I might have to bring my trusty piss pan so I don't have to purchase a new one though.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Avoiding the embarrassment at customs, eh?

Sounds like a plan. Gonna be some high quality piss bricks you'll be making there. Choose yer targets carefully.
Whatever you hit should feel honoured.