Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

i don't know.......

this negron isn't very impressed with your martini-henry.

Those sandals aren't authentic!

[Left Hook Tua]

Those sandals aren't authentic!

i think they're adidas sandals.

i had one of those.

[BOLLOCKS]

Those sandals aren't authentic!

Lulz, what an amateur.

[Addition]

No more Uni for moi, all the more to get drunk tonight

[Clegg]

Doing a shot for every good performance West Ham had this year? That won't even get you tipsy

[Southpaw Stinger]

[Left Hook Tua]

clegg lied to me.

he told me all the zulus had were fruit.

[Southpaw Stinger]

clegg lied to me.

he told me all the zulus had were fruit.

I came a cropper against a copper with a sharpened mango. Our kid told us to get down the apples and pears but the bobby got on the dog and bone to his guvnor and he nicked me there and then.

[Monkz]

[Monkz]

Good grief NSB is in a right state. I love a bit of sarcasm and wit but when ****** people try to do it I can't help but cringe at their efforts.