Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

I used to like Will Smith, and not in an ironic way or anything, Bell Air was funny, Six Degrees of Separation and a few others were good. But him pushing his kids into the spotlight is weird. Oh well, at least he stopped rapping.

you know he and jada pinkett smith are church scientologists.

being church scientologists are weird enough but being black church scientologists?

[Left Hook Tua]

"When Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom are onscreen together its like watching two chairs mating"

dating keira knightley is like dating a young winona ryder who won't steal your shit.

[Left Hook Tua]

chelsea get relegated yet?

[TRAV1$]

not santanas. satanas.

everyone not filipino/spanish always pronounce it santanas.

If it wasn't for us the world would be run by some siesta taking mobster midgets.

[Clegg]

you know he and jada pinkett smith are church scientologists.

being church scientologists are weird enough but being black church scientologists?

That's what killed Issac Hayes.

[Left Hook Tua]

That's what killed Issac Hayes.

isaac hayes was a church scientologist too?

that cult is just weird.

[TRAV1$]

The big cheese in Tuas neck of the woods.

[Left Hook Tua]

If it wasn't for us the world would be run by some siesta taking mobster midgets.

thank god philippines was colonized by spain and not england.

i don't think i could have lived just eating potatoes and bland pies.

[Left Hook Tua]

The big cheese in Tuas neck of the woods.

laugh all you want but mexicans are tough to fight.

you know they can fit like 15 people in a 2 door hyundai hatchback.

you know you'll be outnumbered whenever you fight them.

[TRAV1$]