Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

That's god damn right.

Becoming a born-again Christian is the only true blemish on Nige's record.

And it makes me sick to the stomach so it does.

Going down on yer knees, talking to ****s who aren't there. My gran did all that religion-free when she had a stroke.

[Oasis_Lad]

Maybe that's all Jesus was: a simple Carpenter's Son-Stroke Victim.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Maybe that's all Jesus was: a simple Carpenter's Son-Stroke Victim.

As are most of the assistants at Ikea.

Where's my Messiah when I need to put a book case together?

[Oasis_Lad]

Pilkington's Dream: Working two shifts at Ikea and B&Q.

[Bastian Loc]

Being free is just an illusion. No one in the world is free.

I'm watching you right now, my Mexican friend.

1) Not Mexican

2) The people that own your country are free.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Pilkington's Dream: Working two shifts at Ikea and B&Q.

The dream of many a Manc lad.

[Southpaw Stinger]

1) Not Mexican

2) The people that own your country are free.

The sombrero must be cutting off the flow of blood to your head, son. We've moved on from obsessive utopianism. We're now talking about Ikea.

[Bastian Loc]

The sombrero must be cutting off the flow of blood to your head, son. We've moved on from obsessive utopianism. We're now talking about Ikea.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

See, now we're talking about Ikea.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Put part A into part C. Rotate counter clockwise.