Limey Lang

[Bastian Loc]

i think i'm gonna take up judo if not bjj.

by this year or start of next year. i need to get in shape.


this chick i was seeing was going through my wallet the other month and she saw all my old driver's licenses.

she's like , "hey you weren't as fat before"

bitch.

What a ****. Have you heard of this Gokor guy before?

[Bastian Loc]

Nathan Cleverly is the best fighter Britain has produced since __________ .

[Clegg]

I thought I might like judo but it's not really my kind of thing.

I like manhandling people and using my strength. Shame they don't have wrestling in high school over here, I think I would've done well at that.

Like how Matt Hughes and Rampage used to lift people high and slam them unconscious...I'd like to do that. But of course it's not just strength, it's timing and technique and setting things up, and all that stuff annoys me

[Left Hook Tua]

What a ****. Have you heard of this Gokor guy before?

they always say that **** when they go through my wallet.

you know how girls are. they want to see your wallet , to see pictures and whatever nosy **** they can see.

i have my driver's license right out of high school , another 1 in my mid 20's and then the current one.

they always comment on the pic.

i went from 160 to 180 to now close to 200.

[Left Hook Tua]

don't know who gokor is.

i'm not into sambo.

it's just wrestling with judo anyway.

i already have some wrestling experience. i'd rather polish up on my limited bjj skills. or maybe learn some judo throws.

[Left Hook Tua]

I thought I might like judo but it's not really my kind of thing.

I like manhandling people and using my strength. Shame they don't have wrestling in high school over here, I think I would've done well at that.

Like how Matt Hughes and Rampage used to lift people high and slam them unconscious...I'd like to do that. But of course it's not just strength, it's timing and technique and setting things up, and all that stuff annoys me

learn the soft , technique stuff. you can always use your strength and brute force to apply it.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Lemonade?

Please!

[Bastian Loc]

don't know who gokor is.

i'm not into sambo.

it's just wrestling with judo anyway.

i already have some wrestling experience. i'd rather polish up on my limited bjj skills. or maybe learn some judo throws.

I'd rather polish off a bottle of vodka.

I don't wanna learn sambo cuz' I love mma or anything, I just wanna learn how to break arms and ****.

[Bastian Loc]

don't know who gokor is.

i'm not into sambo.

it's just wrestling with judo anyway.

i already have some wrestling experience. i'd rather polish up on my limited bjj skills. or maybe learn some judo throws.

Doesn't sound too friendly...

[Left Hook Tua]

I'd rather polish off a bottle of vodka.

I don't wanna learn sambo cuz' I love mma or anything, I just wanna learn how to break arms and ****.

those locks are worthless in fights.

only time i ever used a lock in a fight was when i already won and he was already half unconscious and i just did it to be a ****.


all you need to learn is the basic takedowns (in case they're kicking your ass standing up) , sweeps/reverses (in case the guy gets on top of you , you don't want to be on the bottom) and just a simple choke. (at most a gi choke , choke him with his sweater/jacket)