Limey Lang

[TRAV1$]

"Herro is this Reft Hook Tua?"

[Left Hook Tua]

"Herro is this Reft Hook Tua?"

lacist bastald.

[SirTomJones]

Gonna get reet wankered tonight.

Messy night ahoy.

[TRAV1$]

Gonna get reet wankered tonight.

Messy night ahoy.

Wrap it up before you whack it up, mate.

[Oasis_Lad]

Got the hospital tomorrow. I've taken the prescribed laxatives to clean out my bowels beforehand, and I've been to the bathroom multiple times today.

Just picture the scene from Dumb & Dumber with Jeff Daniels. That's what it's like every time I visit the toilet.

To make things worse, I've had nothing to eat all day as it's not allowed.

I'm fecking starving.

[TRAV1$]

Got the hospital tomorrow. I've taken the prescribed laxatives to clean out my bowels beforehand, and I've been to the bathroom multiple times today.

Just picture the scene from Dumb & Dumber with Jeff Daniels. That's what it's like every time I visit the toilet.

To make things worse, I've had nothing to eat all day as it's not allowed.

I'm fecking starving.

Sounds pants, Lad
Get some liquidised pies down you.

[TRAV1$]

It's what Homer Simpson would do.

[Oasis_Lad]

A Fish & Chips smoothie perhaps?

[Oasis_Lad]

[Oasis_Lad]