Limey Lang

[Earl-Hickey]

I had a new electric shaver for my birthday a week ago. Temptation was too great. **** is bald down there. Mrs hates it when it is bald. :/

I just do a trim up with scissors, dont want it to be like a rainforest, but i aint ****ing about shaving it all bald, that'd take hours and look ****** because i have hairy legs and ****

[Flab]

Put on e4.

[SirTomJones]

I just do a trim up with scissors, dont want it to be like a rainforest, but i aint ****ing about shaving it all bald, that'd take hours and look ****** because i have hairy legs and ****

**** hit the fan. nearly bald all over.


Dumb bint in the union put my 7 shots of vodka in a jug of soda water instead of lemonade. *****es didn't want to give me a refund. kicked off bug style like a mega **** and got what i wanted. full refund and free drink.

Scottish men suck too. total **** block. pretended that he knew me . proper bell end.

[Oasis_Lad]

"You're a doctor, deal with it!"

"Yeah, motherfucker!"

[SirTomJones]

Scottish people. I can nae understand the accent.

[Earl-Hickey]

Scottish lads, first through the door, last to the bar.

[SirTomJones]

Scottish lads, first through the door, last to the bar.

Scottish lads are sound to talk about football but when it comes to girls they are hopeless.

[Oasis_Lad]

Trained by Americans. Same ***ual preferences as the Welsh.

[Left Hook Tua]

Trained by Americans. Same ***ual preferences as the Welsh.

why is he firing the at-4 rocket launcher backwards?

[Southpaw Stinger]

why is he firing the at-4 rocket launcher backwards?

Laddie already explained why.